#3 – Fear of Monkeys by the Ooking Heads (Guards! Guards! Pt. 2)

People say that polite conversation should stay away from politics, religion and cryptids... in which case call us uncivilised because that's all we talk about for the first 20 minutes. Eventually we do get on to the middle third of the book 'Guards! Guards!', in which dragons are still causing trouble, Vimes is realising he's in detective fiction and Nobby is learning to social climb.